my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 25 Dec 2020, 18:38,
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If you paste that into a Klingon translator then translate that back to English it comes out as:"My name is in my name. I think the Devils cannot attack. I think that's what it means for the creator. They find the money from the fire. I know that Gertrude is midnight."
Merry Christmas, everyone.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 25 Dec 2020, 19:08,
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You speak Klingon. I'm a trekkie and even I don't speak Klingon, you fucking nerd
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 25 Dec 2020, 22:02,
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You can't even read English you drunk fuck.(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 26 Dec 2020, 0:58,
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