how wuz you are chrimbo m8-o?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 29 Dec 2020, 17:48, archived)

Pretty good actually thanks. My kid and her partner got me a switch lite which was completely unexpected and very cool.
Her bloke also brought round his oculus (the stand-alone one) which completely blew me away, I had no idea they had gotten so responsive and immersive. Probably best if I don’t get one, I think I’d waste a lot of time wandering around with a huge pair of white glasses on, waving my hands about like a twat and saying “whoa” a lot. Instead of, you know, doing useful things like contributing to this vibrant forum.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Dec 2020, 23:10, archived)

Ur neede'd hear m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 30 Dec 2020, 0:59, archived)

also
pair of white glasses strap
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 30 Dec 2020, 7:55, archived)