Schools are very, very, very safe. I cannot stress enough just how safe they are. The risk to children, teachers, parents, I'm confident is practically non existent.
There's more chance of your child encountering a crazy local with some handguns in there, ha-ha! But seriously. It's about time we rolled up our sleeves and got some jolly old Blitz Spirit going again in time for Monday morning. I can reassure your viewers that there's absolutely nothing to worry about, what!
(dribble, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 21:51, archived)

Needs more 'alas'.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 4 Jan 2021, 23:00, archived)

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