Tier 5
Discuss.
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 21:36, archived)

Circular object thrown as part of a track and field sport
Discus
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 21:39, archived)

Schools are very, very, very safe. I cannot stress enough just how safe they are. The risk to children, teachers, parents, I'm confident is practically non existent.
There's more chance of your child encountering a crazy local with some handguns in there, ha-ha! But seriously. It's about time we rolled up our sleeves and got some jolly old Blitz Spirit going again in time for Monday morning. I can reassure your viewers that there's absolutely nothing to worry about, what!
(dribble, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 21:51, archived)

Needs more 'alas'.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 4 Jan 2021, 23:00, archived)

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(dribble, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 23:07, archived)

It wont keep people in , it wont work. It's going to be a shit storm

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 22:40, archived)

Covid 2
Electric ICU
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 5:43, archived)

You know what's funnier than making a pun? Kicking someone who makes a pun, that's what.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 22:41, archived)

It's all going to kick off on Wednesday, fantastic expectations, amazing revelations. And a morose man in a hoody.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Mon 4 Jan 2021, 23:29, archived)