I wanked into a cocked hat
Not that anyone fucken asked
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:05, archived)

whose cock was in it?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:10, archived)

It was empty, as far as I'm aware
Well, empty apart from my genetic legacy that is
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:20, archived)

not really a legacy if it dies in a fedora

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:34, archived)

m’legacy

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:39, archived)

Was that your sexual fantasy name for manolith? Dont make Queff get ugly

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:13, archived)

Don't be disgusting

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:18, archived)

www.portsmouth.co.uk/jp-ct.co.uk/image/onecms:43282f8d-8cee-4055-832a-15a921cd2fc5:8a38756e-fc59-4135-b435-bb8484d34474/141758-4837%20BURGER.JPG
(dribble, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:25, archived)

I particularly enjoyed the phallic parasols, 4 stars

(dribble, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:25, archived)

also featuring a "kids club" poster with two big, thick sausages

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:30, archived)

Somebody, somewhere genuinely believes that bright orange and black paint is a good look for a chain of pubs

(dribble, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:35, archived)

^has never been pissed in b&q

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:38, archived)

Greene king, started by the first hedge fund buyers the whole hog

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:56, archived)

their beer is rank

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Jan 2021, 21:31, archived)