lovely day today cold but enjoyable for those of us key workers who were allowed out

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 18:07, archived)

As a commuter going to and fro and around central London I'm very much in favour of these lockdowns

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 18:33, archived)

i bet. still seems to be a fair amount of traffic about tho

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 18:39, archived)

essential food shopping today
and gin. gin is also essential.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 18:45, archived)

i have red wine. i ordered an SSD a few days ago and some fucker ripped the package open on my doorstep and fucked off with it.
fuhrious.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 18:51, archived)

you must live somewhere really shit

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:01, archived)

apparently :(
nothing like that has happened in 5 years but i guess i'll have to move now
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:02, archived)

lol poor

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:08, archived)

my sky dish is massive tho

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:09, archived)

standard

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Jan 2021, 22:43, archived)

and has podka dots on

(dribble, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 22:51, archived)

I'm sorry for the loss of your super-sized dildo.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jan 2021, 20:21, archived)

CANDLES

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 8:00, archived)

HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Jan 2021, 10:15, archived)

<s>S</s> T

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 21:26, archived)

haha, TSD, goodzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
^
this was an ac
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 8:00, archived)

you still got it

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 8 Jan 2021, 10:56, archived)

Pikey fuckers
That being said, I'm allergic to red wine
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 22:05, archived)

I wanked into a cocked hat
Not that anyone fucken asked
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:05, archived)

whose cock was in it?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:10, archived)

It was empty, as far as I'm aware
Well, empty apart from my genetic legacy that is
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:20, archived)

not really a legacy if it dies in a fedora

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:34, archived)

m’legacy

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:39, archived)

Was that your sexual fantasy name for manolith? Dont make Queff get ugly

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:13, archived)

Don't be disgusting

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:18, archived)

www.portsmouth.co.uk/jp-ct.co.uk/image/onecms:43282f8d-8cee-4055-832a-15a921cd2fc5:8a38756e-fc59-4135-b435-bb8484d34474/141758-4837%20BURGER.JPG
(dribble, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:25, archived)

I particularly enjoyed the phallic parasols, 4 stars

(dribble, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:25, archived)

also featuring a "kids club" poster with two big, thick sausages

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:30, archived)

Somebody, somewhere genuinely believes that bright orange and black paint is a good look for a chain of pubs

(dribble, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:35, archived)

^has never been pissed in b&q

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:38, archived)

Greene king, started by the first hedge fund buyers the whole hog

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:56, archived)

their beer is rank

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Jan 2021, 21:31, archived)

I’ve been out for a run and didn’t break my neck on the ice
which was nice
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:40, archived)

what were you running from
your persistant self loathing?
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 19:58, archived)

The po-lice

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 20:31, archived)

your doorstep, with your SSD under his arm

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 20:51, archived)

too soon

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 20:52, archived)

sesly though this 'leaving it on the doorstep' thing is the bullshit part of social distancing deliveries

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 20:56, archived)

Imma get laid tonight

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 23:35, archived)