I got a 2.5 pint glass
From my dad. Egged on to down 2.5 pints of John Smiths in one go. Rushed to the bathroom. Didn't make it. Vomitted beer all over the hall. His bloody fault.
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 22:23, archived)