KNOBSHIT

Alright, fanny's
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 16:08, archived)

What do you give a daughter on her 18th birthday? Looks like I wont be able to buy her a pint

(Nicki Minaj, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 17:18, archived)

Wrap of whizz and two trips obv

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 17:43, archived)

I dont think kids are into that anymore sadtimes

(Nicki Minaj, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 17:51, archived)

I dont even know if you still gift tankards and pint glasses

(Nicki Minaj, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 18:02, archived)

I got a 2.5 pint glass
From my dad. Egged on to down 2.5 pints of John Smiths in one go. Rushed to the bathroom. Didn't make it. Vomitted beer all over the hall. His bloody fault.
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 22:23, archived)

How about a watch?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 17:44, archived)

Got one for after uni

(Nicki Minaj, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 17:51, archived)

An ISA or something?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 17:46, archived)

That's just cash tho

(Nicki Minaj, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 17:52, archived)

Membership of an ethnically-diverse collection of countries with a shared value system

(Runcorn shitty limits, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 18:03, archived)

Sounds like a cult, no thanks

(Nicki Minaj, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 18:14, archived)

Join us, for we are one glorious whole

(Runcorn shitty limits, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 18:17, archived)

A subscription to beeter

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 18:34, archived)

commemorative Brexit tattoo

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 18:52, archived)

:’-(

(Runcorn shitty limits, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 18:58, archived)

or should that be 'commiserative'?
is 'commiserative' a word?
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 19:03, archived)

It was, until we banned it

(Runcorn shitty limits, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 19:04, archived)

Hawkwind box set?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 19:36, archived)

Posh bit of jewelry?
Necklace, ring, bracelet, earrings. Surely any of them would do?
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 9 Jan 2021, 22:21, archived)