the internet sez you can get a pint in carlisle for £2.35
you can also pay a fiver for a pint and not have to go to carlisle
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 12:35, archived)

fiver a pint it is then

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 12:42, archived)

I'll be back with your 4p, right?

(dribble, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 12:59, archived)