What are you saying?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Jan 2021, 12:17, archived)

I'm saying that dozer crying about paying nearly a fiver for a pint marks him out as some kind of flat cap and whippet northern knobstain

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 12:23, archived)

i agree

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Jan 2021, 12:32, archived)

the internet sez you can get a pint in carlisle for £2.35
you can also pay a fiver for a pint and not have to go to carlisle
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 12:35, archived)

fiver a pint it is then

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 12:42, archived)

I'll be back with your 4p, right?

(dribble, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 12:59, archived)

paying a fiver for a pint makes you a soft southern jessie
/midlander
(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 18:38, archived)

That vultures need personal space

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 12:41, archived)

Farting out the front or beatboxing in the nude?
Winner gets to do both at once
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 12:57, archived)

I saw famous forum poster of old Eddache is now a Twitch streamer.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Jan 2021, 13:19, archived)

Yes
I had dinner with him once. Nice chap
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 13:55, archived)

I would watch his streams but they're normally when I'm working

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Jan 2021, 14:09, archived)

I bet you would, you dirty old bollocks

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 14:22, archived)

I'm saying shit bollocks wank fart, poo poo willy willy bum drawers

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 13 Jan 2021, 13:06, archived)

I'm starting to think that this forum has become too highbrow

(dribble, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 13:12, archived)

willys

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 13:21, archived)

too far, mate, too far

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 13 Jan 2021, 13:35, archived)

t p +t
(dribble, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 14:07, archived)

mapet, haha, good joke monstzzz

(dribble, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 14:07, archived)

Another beeter legend cruelly lost to covid

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 14:22, archived)

Dropping like fly's

(dribble, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 14:37, archived)

watching ding in the snooker, she's not like I remember

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 15:24, archived)

nuts was she

(dribble, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 16:14, archived)

Stupid hat

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 16:20, archived)

^^hihi

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 20:17, archived)

Can't believe he choked
Had money on him :/
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 13 Jan 2021, 16:29, archived)