A sword? Why?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:09, archived)

She said she was thinking of being a mature student

(dribble, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:36, archived)

Because my nephew refused to buy me a crossbow

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:38, archived)

I've got my great (I think) grandfather's dress sword which he wore to the coronation of George (again, I think) V
cool huh

my dad apologised when he handed it on to me, because it's not straight from when he used to hit his younger brothers with it when he was a boy
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:46, archived)

My uncle "confiscated" a sword from an Argentinian soldier the Falkland Islands scuffle
he's said I can have it. It's a fucking nasty piece of kit, modern killing weapon with a scabbard. I'm gonna collect it before heading back to London so I can play that "this is a knife..." "no, this is a knife" Crocodile Dundee game with the local youts.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 20 Jan 2021, 14:49, archived)