alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 21 Jan 2021, 11:09, archived)

that's why I keep falling over

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 11:11, archived)

+t

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 11:12, archived)

Nope, I've got the lockdown blues

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 11:53, archived)

same here, even squabbling with the mrs which never happens normally

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 11:56, archived)

You think that's bad , I'm arguing with myself

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 12:02, archived)

at least you'll definitely win

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 12:23, archived)

I'm not talking to myself at the minute, some harsh things were said

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 12:28, archived)

maybe you should move out for a few days until you're ready to talk again

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 12:43, archived)

Have you thought of just having a make-up-with-each-other wank?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 13:15, archived)

Some good news , Glastonbury has been cancelled. I hate the way the bbc do expensive blanket coverage

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 14:15, archived)

my mate Nick's married to the woman in charge of the whole thing

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 14:21, archived)

that's interesting Queef

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 14:24, archived)

new concept: Zoom festival
run the garden hose onto your lawn for an hour or two

drink half a dozen warm cans

try and set up your tent

watch a concert on your tablet and take drugs and drink more warm cans until you're rolling around on your back in the mud and yelling at your neighbours
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 14:38, archived)

that's not a new concept, I do this every weekend

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 14:41, archived)

lol

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 14:46, archived)

I said I don't know if Covid, but I know it's not the flu

(dribble, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 12:32, archived)

two Spindas caught in the last two days.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 21 Jan 2021, 12:07, archived)

+rella

(dribble, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 12:12, archived)

yes

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Jan 2021, 12:13, archived)

stench

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 12:16, archived)

sword

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 21 Jan 2021, 12:22, archived)

sup

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 12:24, archived)

alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 21 Jan 2021, 12:26, archived)

rough as fuck
decided to go broke with a bang and spend the last of my money on booze and shoe. not a good idea.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 12:29, archived)

bit.ly/3qGld2U
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 12:40, archived)

not a chance
got the kids today, so i'll just have to settle for a curry
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 12:55, archived)

that's fine dining where i'm from

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 16:55, archived)