nah man, during work wanks are the best

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 18:20, archived)

Wanking from home

(dribble, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 18:21, archived)

pfffft!

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 18:22, archived)

Fairly sure I saw an article on the beeb the other day telling people to masturbate because it's safer than going out on a date and catching the virus
can't find it now
(dribble, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 18:24, archived)

i haven't been able to find a date for years
maybe it's this moustache
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 18:25, archived)

i don't work in a heavily pimped industry

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 21 Jan 2021, 18:21, archived)