keep dieting in spite of the boredom
see if my slippers arrive tomorrow

drink and fart around on the internet

the end
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:30, archived)

These, I hope
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Tank-Slippers-Allied-Axis-Made-And-Ready-To-Dispatch-Will-Fit-Size-5-7/193347897322
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:35, archived)

69 fucking quid , both the product and the price suggest the maker is mental

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:40, archived)

well I wish I hadn't bought them for you now
I just thought they might cheer you up, fucking hell, won't do that again
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:47, archived)

Bought ..you fucking make them

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:49, archived)

On the advice of my lawyer I can neither confirm nor deny this at the present time
What I will say is that ACTUALLY they are only £59.99 which given how long they take to make is a bloody reasonable price
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:55, archived)

only £6.50 postage as well
Hurry though, stocks are strictly limited
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:57, archived)

And stops you smearing the walls with fecal matter, mostly

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:58, archived)

weeeelll
*wobbly hand gesture*
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 18:00, archived)

“Hand Made/Crochered"
Ferrero Crocher, is it?

What abominations. Luckily they're far too small for me
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:45, archived)

I think they look lovely and warm :(

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:49, archived)

oh, no doubt, but I bet you fifty quid you'll have tripped over your own feet within a week
These look lovely and warm as well, and will soon be mine
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:51, archived)

those look like grandma slippers, no offence
this is the style that I be rockin

www.efootwear.eu/slippers-napapijri-morran-15897165-multi-green-n702.html
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:54, archived)

huh, they look like climbing shoes
also I have circulation problems in my feet so I will look like a grandma all day long, no fucks given, as long as my feet are warm
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:56, archived)

what they look like, sunshine, is a combination of both fresh AND fly
no mean feat in a gentleman's slipper
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 18:04, archived)

I just wear indoor trainers , people have made fun of this in the past :(

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 18:05, archived)

Not sure how there's any room for mockery there tbh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 18:24, archived)

Shoes indoors freaks people out, and when I explain they never go out ever they mock me

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 19:23, archived)

#ad

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:52, archived)