LOL SALAMI
I heard you love a good sausage
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 19:19, archived)

gay guy goes into a delicatessen and he's browsing the salami's and eventually he finds one he likes
'i'll have this one please...'

the deli guy takes the salami and starts slicing it for him

the gay guy looks shocked and screams 'OI! what do you think my arse is, a piggybank!?'
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 19:26, archived)

i'm sure when i heard that koke it was moneybox. i've gone with piggybank.

it doesn't really matter because the joke is shit anyway
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 19:31, archived)

You're quite the regular koker, aren't you?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 24 Jan 2021, 22:02, archived)

oh hokey kokey kokey

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 23:32, archived)