you know all the circlejerk about how uk is an idiot and now haha our lorry drivers are all stuck
and can't have ham and all our fish is going off because europe has suddenly told us we're all cunts and stopped them crossing etc?

i just wondered if european lorrys are also stuck without salami and can't get into the UK also? genuine question. no politics please, (or as little as fucking possible).
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 18:51, archived)

LOL SALAMI
I heard you love a good sausage
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 19:19, archived)

gay guy goes into a delicatessen and he's browsing the salami's and eventually he finds one he likes
'i'll have this one please...'

the deli guy takes the salami and starts slicing it for him

the gay guy looks shocked and screams 'OI! what do you think my arse is, a piggybank!?'
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 19:26, archived)

i'm sure when i heard that koke it was moneybox. i've gone with piggybank.

it doesn't really matter because the joke is shit anyway
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 19:31, archived)

You're quite the regular koker, aren't you?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 24 Jan 2021, 22:02, archived)

oh hokey kokey kokey

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 23:32, archived)

Yes

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 19:46, archived)

thanks for clearing that up

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 19:54, archived)