An Aussie mate of mine was trapped in his office building for hours after he was supposed to leave
Because someone saw a brown snake outside. I don't think Australia wants humans to live there, to be honest
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:08, archived)

Had one of those sitting in my lap in a bucket with a lid on for an hour drive . It had broken in to a bat hospital and was eating the patients. The daintree park ranger I was with had to relocate it, he thought it was a great day

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:13, archived)

that was a poo, m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:16, archived)

You know what, I think that's what it was, after all

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:19, archived)

imagine hiding in your office for hours just because some mongrel dropped a log outside

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:20, archived)