Have you ever been stang off something really nasty?
I got stang off a horse fly once, and it made me well poorly
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 9:41, archived)

Well, I assume it was a horse fly
No offense to horse flies
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 9:42, archived)

it was me m8

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 25 Jan 2021, 9:50, archived)

I completely believe that you would hide in the bushes of Holly Hill nature reserve, waiting to attack a passerby

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 9:53, archived)

...with a claw hammer

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 25 Jan 2021, 9:54, archived)

Too much, m8
Too much
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 9:56, archived)

I got stang off a wasp once, but tbh I wouldn't really describe it as 'really nasty', it was more 'a bit nasty'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 9:49, archived)

Yeah, they are 'a bit nasty' aren't they
Still, it counts
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 9:50, archived)

I saw a nature program once, where the presenter did a thing
About how it was possible to get stang off a bee, and remove the sting in such a way that the bee won't die. It was well lol, when he remembered that stings actually hurt and he got all weedy about it.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 9:52, archived)

horse flies don't sting but bite
which does not make them less cunts
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 9:53, archived)

Don't be silly, flies don't have teeth

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 9:57, archived)

horse flies have a knife like proboscis
they cut you open then drink ur blood, blud. they can bite you through jeans.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:07, archived)

Jokes on you, I was wearing shorts
Explain THAT with your science
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:09, archived)

jorts.

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:12, archived)

stupid sexy TH

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:18, archived)

^

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:38, archived)

When I was on magnetic island they were having issues with some little jelly fish that fuck you up, so to swim in the see they put a net up so none can get in, bits of them do tho an they still are ouchie, I fucked it off after 10minutes

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 9:54, archived)

Shit

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 9:56, archived)

Australia is one big danger, I was having a paddle, walking along the beach , lovely, I come across a sign, ' salt water crocodiles operate in this area' it the bloidy seaside ffs

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:00, archived)

An Aussie mate of mine was trapped in his office building for hours after he was supposed to leave
Because someone saw a brown snake outside. I don't think Australia wants humans to live there, to be honest
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:08, archived)

Had one of those sitting in my lap in a bucket with a lid on for an hour drive . It had broken in to a bat hospital and was eating the patients. The daintree park ranger I was with had to relocate it, he thought it was a great day

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:13, archived)

that was a poo, m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:16, archived)

You know what, I think that's what it was, after all

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:19, archived)

imagine hiding in your office for hours just because some mongrel dropped a log outside

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:20, archived)

I got bitten by a chainsaw once
that hurt. 30 years later I still can't move my fingers properly but hey, at least they're all there.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 9:56, archived)

That would count as nasty, I suppose

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 9:57, archived)

I seen a horse fly, I seen a house fly, but I ain't never seen a elephant fly

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:07, archived)

Time flies like an eagle. Fruit flies like a banana
There
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:09, archived)

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:11, archived)

Live, laugh, love, m8


there
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:15, archived)

we did it
we finally went full Facebook
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:17, archived)

YESSSSSS
might post something about Bill Gates and 5G in a minute
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:18, archived)

doooo it

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:31, archived)

something about Bill Gates and 5G

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:54, archived)

I got stang off a bee on my bottom once when I sat on it while wearing shorts
I cried a bit but then my friend's mum bought me an ice cream so it wasn't all bad
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:17, archived)

this was last summer, wasn't it

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:18, archived)

what of it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:19, archived)

nothing, I was just saying
jeez, touchy
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:21, archived)

getting stang off a bee on the bottom is no joking matter m8

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:20, archived)

yeah well how come I'm laughing then m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:54, archived)

Haha, nice one mate. That proper shut him up!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:56, archived)

words can hurt too, y'know

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 12:29, archived)

I'm sorry Tangled

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 12:32, archived)

28 years old, he was

(dribble, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:40, archived)

when did this come in?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:59, archived)

What type of ice cream did you get?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:20, archived)

antihistamine ripple

(dribble, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:28, archived)

#infest

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:28, archived)

99 off of one of those drug dealers who also sell ice cream

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:13, archived)

That explains why you still hear the vans going round playing their music in november
Nice to have my suspicions confirmed
(dribble, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:28, archived)

Not the right weather for a walls magnum
you're asking for a choc ice for the mate of your son, but a 99's better when his bum got stung
(dribble, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:51, archived)

Why was a bee wearing shorts?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:25, archived)

Oh, very honey! (funny)

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:43, archived)

haha you got a real BUZZ off that joke!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:15, archived)

soon you'll be up to your nectar in bee puns! (neck)

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:16, archived)

Well it's a hive mind hahaha

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:30, archived)

Oh beehive! (behave)

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 13:33, archived)

it was a hot summer's day

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:12, archived)

So you could see the bees knees

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:17, archived)

none of your beeswax! (business)

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:19, archived)

I once got stang on my helmit

Not really lol
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:21, archived)

lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:34, archived)

lol
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:38, archived)

707

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:05, archived)

Got stang off a dead bee once.
As a child. Picked it up to investigate. Mind wandered, forgot I was holding it. Absent mindedly rattled the thing in my hand. Sting got stuck. I think the shame of my own stupidity hurt more than the actual wound.
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:51, archived)

I'm sure it looked down from bee heaven and had a good old fucken bee laugh

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:32, archived)

Probably did, the bastard
Beestard?
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 13:18, archived)

not stang exactly
but I got bit off some mosquitoes from Hackney City Farm
and my leg all swole up and I felt well rough for days
(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:12, archived)

Did you know that it's only the female mosquitoes what drink blood?
Yes TH, everybody knows that
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:31, archived)

So that bit in Bee Movie where Chris Rock plays a mosquito is FUCKING BULLSHIT

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:41, archived)

I used to live about 100m from there
amazing, huh
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:43, archived)

Well, if you could that living

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:44, archived)

I could indeed that living

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:48, archived)

I that living while I drove it off the road

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:54, archived)

My garden is heaving with horseflies in the summer
And I'm allergic to them. Last time I got bit, I had to go to the walk in and ended up with serious amounts of tablets. Didn't stop it leaving a crater in my ankle, though
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:35, archived)

You seem like one of those people perpetually wearing a grubby discoloured wrist support and have a minimum of one weeping sore at all times

(Garold Huzzah!, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 12:07, archived)

I refuse to wear a wrist support
And it's more bruises than anything else, comes with the nocturnal territory when you're a sleepwalker
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 12:11, archived)