Okay, let me prepare. *breathes from the diaphragm*
UGNN UHGGGH BLUUUUUH I'M A CONFUSINGLY USELESS ARCHAIC AND UTTERLY ARBITRARY UNIT OF VOLUUUUUUUUUME.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 16:32, archived)

A wonderful, logical system acknowledging our glorious British Imperial past, to be fully reinstated everywhere and forcibly taught in schools now that we've taken back control, you mean

(dribble, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 16:46, archived)

BRING BACK THE BIRCH
for flaying metric martyrs.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 18:42, archived)