I forgot I ordered a uber eats last night , found it on the doorstep this morning

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 17:09, archived)

haha u nutjob

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 17:11, archived)

12 quid straight in the bin , surprised the foxes hadn't ripped into it

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 17:17, archived)

Didn't like the smell maybe, what was it

(dribble, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 17:20, archived)

shish tawook and chips, braw

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 17:24, archived)

have this morning's paper with that

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 17:33, archived)

sounds like a planet off Star Wars

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 17:58, archived)

Yeah it should say taouk, stupid phone

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 18:00, archived)

tawook seems to be legit as well, according to Google

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 18:04, archived)

:(

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 17:53, archived)

Smoking too much I need the pubs open to balance out my drug addiction and alcoholism

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 18:02, archived)

I ordered KFC the other night
It was mingin. 18 quid for a 6 piece bucket with cold chips. Never again.
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 18:07, archived)

The chips have been fucking awful for years

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 18:09, archived)