so, The Doveston returns
tbh i thought he'd forgotten about us
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 17:06, archived)

...oh.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 17:08, archived)

that'll be the dementia

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 17:09, archived)

THAT'S THE FUCKING JOKE SMASH
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 17:10, archived)

still love you tho xxx
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 17:10, archived)

that's good
i'm not on the ball today, heat in here has got me dozy as fuck
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 17:18, archived)

Buddy's lesszzz

(dribble, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 17:16, archived)

I forgot I ordered a uber eats last night , found it on the doorstep this morning

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 17:09, archived)

haha u nutjob

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 17:11, archived)

12 quid straight in the bin , surprised the foxes hadn't ripped into it

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 17:17, archived)

Didn't like the smell maybe, what was it

(dribble, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 17:20, archived)

shish tawook and chips, braw

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 17:24, archived)

have this morning's paper with that

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 17:33, archived)

sounds like a planet off Star Wars

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 17:58, archived)

Yeah it should say taouk, stupid phone

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 18:00, archived)

tawook seems to be legit as well, according to Google

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 18:04, archived)

:(

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 17:53, archived)

Smoking too much I need the pubs open to balance out my drug addiction and alcoholism

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 18:02, archived)

I ordered KFC the other night
It was mingin. 18 quid for a 6 piece bucket with cold chips. Never again.
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 18:07, archived)

The chips have been fucking awful for years

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 18:09, archived)

might buy some Gamestop shares

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 28 Jan 2021, 17:49, archived)

Is this like writing jedi on the census and putting ratm at number one

(dribble, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 17:54, archived)

I can answer this......'yes'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 17:54, archived)

I think getting a hedge fund to file bankruptcy is lol

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 18:12, archived)

in the hole for $5 billion, lol
meanwhile someone on Reddit has leveraged a $53,000 investment into just shy of $48 million in a matter of months

also lol
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 18:15, archived)

That's good going for a day trader. Most brokerages stop dealing with you when you start doing well

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 18:35, archived)

down in the dumps, kiddo forgot our newly-set up weekly zoom chat :((((
made a beef rendang for tomorrow night though so not a total writeoff for the day
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 17:54, archived)

I wrote the second line of that in the style of MC Miker G and DJ Sven

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 17:55, archived)

They grow u9 mate, as a wise person once said, shake it off, shake it off

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 18:03, archived)

DJ Bass once said; "take a lick"

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 28 Jan 2021, 20:29, archived)