you know how you have really evil guffs then you have a shit and they aren't so smelly?
not today, Hitler - not today
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 7:53, archived)

I did a really thin long poo this morning, it just kept on going
If you played it backwards on my toilet cam it'd like that scene from lady and the tramp only the toilet was the tramp
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 7:57, archived)

how romantic

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 8:14, archived)