morning mornings

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 6:09, archived)

I feel so essential this morning
Ugh.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 6:59, archived)

^ oily

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 7:03, archived)

Hi mate how are you are you having a nice morning I am having a nice morning I had some toast and marmite

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 29 Jan 2021, 7:13, archived)

I had a headache

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 7:32, archived)

you know how you have really evil guffs then you have a shit and they aren't so smelly?
not today, Hitler - not today
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 7:53, archived)

I did a really thin long poo this morning, it just kept on going
If you played it backwards on my toilet cam it'd like that scene from lady and the tramp only the toilet was the tramp
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 7:57, archived)

how romantic

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 8:14, archived)

Scientists have worked out how wombats made square poos
what a time to be alive!
morning
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 8:07, archived)

square bumholes?

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 8:23, archived)

morning hitler fuck yeah friday

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 8:23, archived)

so good I got up twice

(dribble, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 8:43, archived)

morning, yehhh
I feel great today
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 8:46, archived)

I fucking don't
Hoping a bike workout will drag me out of my self-created fug
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 9:02, archived)

Go for a walk , it's very mild out

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 9:04, archived)

I'll do that as well

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 9:05, archived)

I've had to unzip my jacket, imagine that

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 9:08, archived)

what a world

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 9:08, archived)

Pissing down now , oh well

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 9:39, archived)

c'est la vie

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 9:51, archived)

bit of a heavy one last night then?

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 9:06, archived)

erry night

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 9:08, archived)

I was down in the dumps after being lolblanked by my kid, and rather overdid it on the cheering myself up juice

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 9:11, archived)

ah, only natural
now then, on yer bike
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 9:16, archived)

alright 'Norman Tebbit'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 9:28, archived)

that's 'Baron Tebbit of Chingford' to you, sunshine

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 9:34, archived)

soz, your highness

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 9:38, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 29 Jan 2021, 9:37, archived)