you can come and make a shelf for my PC's power strip if you like

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 14:27, archived)

Well I could, but I don't think you'll be terribly happy with my work
For I am, you see, utterly fucking shit at that sort of thing
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 14:30, archived)

not to worry
it could just be the cathartic break that prevents me spending the entire weekend farting around on the internet
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 14:40, archived)