Hey, you, the /chat steady crew
Another lockdown weekend is here. Ho fucking hum.

Indonesian curry tonight, not sure about 2moz, slow roast leg of lamb Sunday.

zzzzzzzzzzz
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 13:50, archived)

Shit innit , 3 more months till pubs open I reckon, might am hero it

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 14:02, archived)

turbo shit is what it is

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 14:25, archived)

yes bruv, another one at cabin fever pitch
at some point I should make a shelf to hold my PC's power strip

probably won't though
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 14:12, archived)

I've done a 40min high intensity bike session, hoovered the house, curry's already made, dusted the place
I'm running out of things to do today already
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 14:26, archived)

you can come and make a shelf for my PC's power strip if you like

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 14:27, archived)

Well I could, but I don't think you'll be terribly happy with my work
For I am, you see, utterly fucking shit at that sort of thing
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 14:30, archived)

not to worry
it could just be the cathartic break that prevents me spending the entire weekend farting around on the internet
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 14:40, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VH-tJSpkjA
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 14:26, archived)

when I was a lad, my brother and I thought The Young Ones was the best TV show ever
How wrong can two people be

The phrase 'aged like milk' seems apt
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 14:27, archived)

apart from the University Challenge one

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 14:32, archived)

The nazi stick grenade saves it

(dribble, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 14:38, archived)

so often the way

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 15:56, archived)

alright dribble

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 29 Jan 2021, 14:57, archived)

KLF on the go here

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 29 Jan 2021, 15:20, archived)

LF KK
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 15:53, archived)

20 mile run tomorrow
but it means I can get right on the substantials later
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 15:52, archived)

crikey, good luck

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 16:17, archived)

Cheers, signed up for a marathon that’s been postponed twice but got to keep up the training.

Not like there’s anything else to do at the moment!
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 16:20, archived)

well by the time you can actually run the marathon it will be a piece of piss* for you
*relatively speaking
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 16:45, archived)