you sure it's not her mum
not letting her go online because of some imagined transgression?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:41, archived)

she just called, a few minutes later she had to go and eat dinner
this happens every time, no matter what time of day it is
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:48, archived)

did she say 'i love you'?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:52, archived)

definitely the hand of petty interference

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 17:57, archived)