Is it nice?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:33, archived)

alright planearm anything good etc
it's drinkable, I'm no wine ponce, groceries.asda.com/product/all-other-grapes/southern-point-shiraz-merlot/910001436612
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:38, archived)

That reminds me, I'm running low on screenwash.

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:41, archived)

i bet you are
the amount of frustrated climaxes you get through in a day
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:43, archived)

oh that is very witty :)

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:46, archived)

bit of lemonade takes the edge off
OR, if you're spanish, coca cola. tinto de verano (colour of summer) is a popular spanish drink. in case you're not up to speed, yes, red wine and coke.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:38, archived)

I'm not sure broadsword knows much about Spain

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:47, archived)

never heard of it

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:47, archived)

they build bridges over most of them these days i think

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:48, archived)

no m8
tinto de verano is red wine and lemonade

coca cola and red wine is a calimocho
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 29 Jan 2021, 19:49, archived)