I also live up the hill, so my house won't ever flood.
Why should I give a shit about the lower village wankers.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Jan 2021, 9:47, archived)

Well quite

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 9:52, archived)

It might if your boiler fucks up.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 30 Jan 2021, 11:37, archived)