morning

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 8:19, archived)

hi
Which one is Hitler again? Is he dozer?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 8:22, archived)

hullo Hatto
I think, in a way, perhaps we're all dozer, aren't we?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 8:24, archived)

I know I am.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 30 Jan 2021, 8:29, archived)

Well whoever he is, he gets upset jolly quickly
Perhaps this isn't the place for him
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 8:36, archived)

bit.ly/3ahPKxd
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 8:46, archived)

I see

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 8:47, archived)

I think hitler is me?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Jan 2021, 8:52, archived)

hang on, I thought *I* was

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 8:57, archived)

Am I still me? TH?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 9:41, archived)

wow this got deep real quick

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 9:44, archived)

I was going to turn this into a joke saying that I barked that up your Nan's minge last Christmas, or something
But I didn't. And I think that shows growth
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 11:16, archived)

I showed your nan my growth last night

( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 11:19, archived)

What did she recommend?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 11:20, archived)

Eye of newt

(dribble, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 12:03, archived)

Savlon and a lie down

( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 19:17, archived)

it's about time we all grew up a bit m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 11:43, archived)

I think you're right
Maybe if we weren't so immature, Literally Hitler wouldn't have gotten quite so upset. This is supposed to be a community, after all
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 11:55, archived)

It's time to face up to some hard truths m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 12:08, archived)

PppppppffFffFFFFFarfffft

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 17:16, archived)

Raining

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Jan 2021, 8:49, archived)

I was hoping to get out in the garden today
Miserable bloody weather
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 8:50, archived)

I have decided that I will not leave the house today.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Jan 2021, 8:52, archived)

samesies
I got all the supplies I need for the weekend yesterday
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 8:58, archived)

Sensible

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 9:05, archived)

Vanian

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 9:06, archived)

Scabies

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 9:06, archived)

I will acknowledge this very clever joke
x
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 9:23, archived)

very damned
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 12:16, archived)

fackin wazzing it down rudebwai style here

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 8:52, archived)

Someone in the village knocked on the door to ask about my opinion on the current flooding.
I don't really have an opinion on the current flooding. It was an awkward conversation and I was in my dressing gown.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Jan 2021, 8:53, archived)

should've flashed them a bit of cock

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 8:59, archived)

"Well it's wet, innit"

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 9:24, archived)

I also live up the hill, so my house won't ever flood.
Why should I give a shit about the lower village wankers.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Jan 2021, 9:47, archived)

Well quite

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 9:52, archived)

It might if your boiler fucks up.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 30 Jan 2021, 11:37, archived)

hello
dark and wazzing it down, the perfect indoors weekend
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 9:37, archived)

ra-ther

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 10:09, archived)

Afternoon
Cold and wet here, heating on and a nice cuppa
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 30 Jan 2021, 12:34, archived)