He's a fucken million years old
And because of the UK's obsession with WW2, we all collectively masturbate over someone who was there, wandering around his garden
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 11:04, archived)

^ traitor

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 11:07, archived)

Sounds like a cunt.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 1 Feb 2021, 11:16, archived)

Me you mean

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 11:25, archived)

Nice comma placement

(dribble, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 11:10, archived)

Thanks, I've just had it done
/ac
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 11:11, archived)

I haven't had a garden wank for ages
roll on the summer
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 12:13, archived)