morninging

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 8:10, archived)

Poop

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 1 Feb 2021, 8:11, archived)

Not so far this morning

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 8:15, archived)

WAY ahead of you bro

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 8:16, archived)

Well, did you know
Donald Glovers nom de plume "childish gambino" was created by this Wu-Tang clan name generator from 2002

www.mess.be/inickgenwuname.php
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 1 Feb 2021, 8:33, archived)

I did not know that, no
Rather disappointed that having put my own name in there, it came back with 'Zexy Dominator'
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 8:34, archived)

ah, much better: I tried again with the shortened form of my name and got 'Irate Wizard'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 8:35, archived)

I got 'Lucky Professional'

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 8:38, archived)

not bad, not bad

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 8:38, archived)

I got Amateur Ninja

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 1 Feb 2021, 8:39, archived)

I got 'Sarkastik Bastard'

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 8:45, archived)

OH, did you REALLY?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 8:46, archived)

Ah, now this is the stuff, right here ^

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 8:51, archived)

'Respected Conqueror'

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 8:59, archived)

I got ‘B-Real’

(Garold Huzzah!, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 9:15, archived)

Zexy Mastermind

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 11:38, archived)

Annoyin' Bandit

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 1 Feb 2021, 8:54, archived)

nnoyin' rse
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 8:54, archived)

I got 'Bittah Demon'
I'm not mad at that
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 9:07, archived)

X-cessive Professional
Sounds like a kind of hair care product or a rent boy.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 9:11, archived)

vulgar madman

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 9:14, archived)

K, reverse engineering this to find out everyone's details

(dribble, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 9:41, archived)

Most of the people here know each others names anyway, I imagine

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 11:06, archived)

Oh was it only me who had to enter card numbers

(dribble, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 11:08, archived)

Ah, I see what's happened
You didn't untick the "Yes, I'd like to join B3ta Platinum" box. It's not a problem, just email Rob and tell him he's a fucken failure in life, and he'll refund your money and cancel your account
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 11:10, archived)

I hate to think how barren this place would be if I didn't have all the enhanced content visible

(dribble, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 11:13, archived)

Gentlemen assassin.
I like this better than my real name.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Mon 1 Feb 2021, 10:26, archived)

he was great in Lethal Weapon

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 1 Feb 2021, 13:10, archived)

Happy February

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 8:14, archived)

Today is direct debit day
huzzah!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 8:15, archived)

hullo gar-o

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 8:16, archived)

Wotcha

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 8:20, archived)

alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 1 Feb 2021, 8:32, archived)

I'm alright. You alright?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 8:34, archived)

y

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 1 Feb 2021, 8:54, archived)

STAY AT HOME
PROTECT THE NHS
SAVE LIVES
GO ON A FAMILY HOLIDAY TO BARBADOS AT THE AGE OF 100 AS THE SECOND WAVE SURGES AND NEW VARIANTS EMERGE, AND THEN GET HOSPITALISED WITH COVID
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 9:04, archived)

no u

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 9:06, archived)

I don't get it

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 1 Feb 2021, 9:08, archived)

Captain Tom went on a family holiday to Barbados in December,
and now he's in hospital with Covid.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 9:10, archived)

It was a present from BA as a trip was on his bucket list , he can due knowing he ticked it off

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 9:14, archived)

Indeed.
Can't begrudge him that, but the timing was a bit off, what with it being when everyone was being told not to make any non-essential trips and to cancel Christmas.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 9:17, archived)

He should have took a few million and moved there, probably be alright instead of in hospital

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 9:24, archived)

I should imagine he saw the story of Tom's charity work and thought he'd let him have his ticket
Seeing as of course he himself ain't gettin' on no plane

Still, very generous of the man.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 9:24, archived)

What with the rise in value of precious metals
Mr. T must be worth a lot right now.
www.theguardian.com/business/live/2021/feb/01/silver-price-squeeze-reddit-traders-gamestop-ftse-dow-uk-factories-business-live
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 9:26, archived)

everyone called Tom is an abject fuckin prick, just sayin

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 1 Feb 2021, 11:15, archived)

ok, first question, who is Captain Tom

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 1 Feb 2021, 10:20, archived)

could be a David Bowie tribute act eh

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 10:25, archived)

he's a national hero who proved that the nhs doesn't need funding from central government

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 10:51, archived)

It's funded a room the nurses can go to cry when watching thousands of old people die thanks to "eat out help out" all gets a bit much

(dribble, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 11:00, archived)

UK's infection rate was like 1 in 20000 then , unlike London in December which was 1 in 30

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 11:03, archived)

I just like to lazily blame everything on that

(dribble, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 11:07, archived)

no correlation i'm sure

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 12:03, archived)

Captain Tom is the new Skee-Lo

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 11:02, archived)

ok now I'm worried about the *old* Skee-Lo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 11:18, archived)

He did a charity walk around his garden
But it was for the spastics society
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 11:35, archived)

I wondered where dozer had got the money for his new wheelchair from
now I know.

Thanks, Skee-Lo!
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 11:54, archived)

He's a fucken million years old
And because of the UK's obsession with WW2, we all collectively masturbate over someone who was there, wandering around his garden
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 11:04, archived)

^ traitor

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 11:07, archived)

Sounds like a cunt.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 1 Feb 2021, 11:16, archived)

Me you mean

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 11:25, archived)

Nice comma placement

(dribble, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 11:10, archived)

Thanks, I've just had it done
/ac
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 11:11, archived)

I haven't had a garden wank for ages
roll on the summer
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 12:13, archived)

I don't think all that will fit on the podium sign

(dribble, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 9:40, archived)

lectern

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 9:47, archived)

Wonder if there's a market for hannibal face coverings

(dribble, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 10:36, archived)

hellollo

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 9:13, archived)

i say goodbye, you say hello

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 1 Feb 2021, 10:20, archived)

I don't know why

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 10:49, archived)