one of my old mates from the 90s hip hop scene's dad was (apparently) a famous jewel thief in the 60s
Apparently there's a movie about him, but in fairness I can't verify that.

My mate told me that his dad said that most people talk shit and he wasn't bothered by threats - but one person he was genuinely scared of was Jimmy Saville: if he was after you, you were fucked.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 17:44, archived)

even if you weren't an 11 year old girl in Stoke Mandeville hospital

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 17:45, archived)

So that's why everyone looked the other way

(dribble, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 17:48, archived)

when he ran clubs up north in the 60s people were shit scared of him: kidnappings, beatings etc

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 17:59, archived)

his coffin was on public view in spanishfly's hotel of choice in Leeds.
Make of that what you will.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 1 Feb 2021, 18:03, archived)

I wish yours was.
Make of that what you will.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 18:09, archived)

My grandad mentioned he was a hard cunt ince, and something about all Bevin boys being nutters, and he was a commando

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 1 Feb 2021, 18:04, archived)