there's a lot of love in the (chat) room right now

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 8:09, archived)

There
Hi dad, hope you're okay too, I cant think of anything specially I'd like for my birthday x
(Nicki Minaj, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 8:31, archived)

Cash?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Feb 2021, 8:34, archived)

I'd like to get her something for her 18th

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 8:38, archived)

oh dear, that's not much help is it

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 8:39, archived)

Fucking useless

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 8:40, archived)

A gold or silver fine-chain necklace
something very simple that won't date.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 8:52, archived)

Yeah I've been looking at nexklaces, as you say id rather get something practical to wear

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 8:54, archived)

I don't envy you
Choosing something for an 18 year old to wear that isn't 'lame' or 'sad' is a tough call
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 8:55, archived)

I found this a few weeks ago, and the ex said it was lovely, but it's some composite gold instead of actual gold
www.mynamenecklace.co.uk/Product.aspx?p=4008
(Nicki Minaj, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 9:06, archived)

there must be something similar out there in the proper stuff

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 9:09, archived)

Oh there is, not spending that tho
www.tiffany.co.uk/jewelry/necklaces-pendants/tiffany-1837-makers-bar-pendant-in-18k-rose-gold-24-68146844/
(Nicki Minaj, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 9:27, archived)

that's very nice though eh
you've been working lately, why not splash out? Only 18 once
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 9:35, archived)

I think she would rather have a car or something

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 9:39, archived)

well there you go
surely you could get a decent enough used car for less than that
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 9:51, archived)

Cars are cheap
it's the insurance that costs an 18yo fucking thousands.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 9:51, archived)

I'm not buying her a car anyway, she will be off to uni September so wont need one

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 9:54, archived)

has she got a place yet?
I cannot fucking believe that my kid did her GCSE options last week
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 9:56, archived)

She's applied to a few , wants to be paramedic now apparently

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 10:09, archived)

hats off to her, fuck that shit

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 10:19, archived)

Some diamond stud earrings, a gold link chain or a watch would probably make most sense
either they'll be worn and broken/lost but get some use or put in a box somewhere and rediscovered when they're older. In years to come "yeah, I remember that for my 18th I got a pair of diamond earrings/gold necklace" is probably a good thing to recollect. Better than "yeah, I got a sensible winter jacket." but then what do I know.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 9:08, archived)

^queer eye for the web guy

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 9:09, archived)