Well,The longest song title ever is Hoagy Carmichael’s 1943 “I'm a Cranky Old Yank in a Clanky Old Tank on the Streets of Yokohama with my Honolulu Mama Doin' Those Beat-o, Beat-o Flat-On-My-Seat-o, Hirohito Blues.”
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Feb 2021, 7:50,
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you're on fire with your music facts at the moment m8Vaughan Monroe and his Orchestra have the shortest song title ever: 'I'
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 7:57,
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I love music and I love facts. And in some ways, I love you.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Feb 2021, 8:06,
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there's a lot of love in the (chat) room right now(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 8:09,
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There Hi dad, hope you're okay too, I cant think of anything specially I'd like for my birthday x
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A gold or silver fine-chain necklacesomething very simple that won't date.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 8:52,
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Yeah I've been looking at nexklaces, as you say id rather get something practical to wear (, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 8:54, archived)
I don't envy youChoosing something for an 18 year old to wear that isn't 'lame' or 'sad' is a tough call
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 8:55,
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I found this a few weeks ago, and the ex said it was lovely, but it's some composite gold instead of actual gold www.mynamenecklace.co.uk/Product.aspx?p=4008
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there must be something similar out there in the proper stuff(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 9:09,
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Oh there is, not spending that tho www.tiffany.co.uk/jewelry/necklaces-pendants/tiffany-1837-makers-bar-pendant-in-18k-rose-gold-24-68146844/
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that's very nice though ehyou've been working lately, why not splash out? Only 18 once
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 9:35,
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well there you gosurely you could get a decent enough used car for less than that
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 9:51,
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Cars are cheapit's the insurance that costs an 18yo fucking thousands.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 9:51,
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I'm not buying her a car anyway, she will be off to uni September so wont need one (, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 9:54, archived)
has she got a place yet?I cannot fucking believe that my kid did her GCSE options last week
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 9:56,
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Some diamond stud earrings, a gold link chain or a watch would probably make most senseeither they'll be worn and broken/lost but get some use or put in a box somewhere and rediscovered when they're older. In years to come "yeah, I remember that for my 18th I got a pair of diamond earrings/gold necklace" is probably a good thing to recollect. Better than "yeah, I got a sensible winter jacket." but then what do I know.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 9:08,
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The shortest song ever recorded is "You Suffer" by Napalm Deathat 1.3 seconds long
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 8:01,
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They are a good band.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Feb 2021, 8:06,
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I used to love going to see them in the 80sStage diving was a big thing, and people would get caught out by the super short numbers and would be in mid air when they ended, and would as a result crash to the floor, v amusing.
One show in Salisbury some wag in the crowd chanted 'you fat bastard' at the bass player, who promptly took off his guitar, jumped in the crowd and decked him. In fairness, he really was a fat bastard. The same night my mate Biddy threw up on the mixing desk and we had to leg it. Good toimes.
Extreme Noise Terror and Sore Throat were great too.
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 8:06,
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You are really really old.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Feb 2021, 8:08,
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Delapidated(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Feb 2021, 8:12,
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Decrepit(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Feb 2021, 8:29,
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Well, I know what to have as the only song on my music-to-have-sex-to playlist
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 8:07,
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A quick google says both you and the Guinness book of records have made fools of yourselves dmdb.org/cgi-bin/plinfo_view.pl?SYN053324
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Why would you take this from me.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Feb 2021, 8:10,
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well now I don't know what to believe anymore(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 8:10,
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This is upsetting and has really put a downer on the start of my week(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Feb 2021, 8:11,
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the internet's just a big mouldy cauldron of fake news these days(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 8:16,
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I really wish people wouldn't just lie online.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Feb 2021, 8:16,
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Thank you. I hope this little hiccough doesn't negatively affect our ongoing Internet relationship (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Feb 2021, 8:27,
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Yeah, well you're a spastic shit cunt.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Feb 2021, 9:04,
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I bet you love thinking about long stuff.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Feb 2021, 8:28,
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