my wife likes a boiled egg too
I like that she likes a boiled egg, as it means I have cover for my noxious guffs of a morning, everyone's happy
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 9:55, archived)

That's the key to a long healthy marriage right there.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Feb 2021, 9:59, archived)