Barry Manilow did not write his hit song "I write the songs"

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Feb 2021, 7:41, archived)

i didn't nose that

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 7:43, archived)

Me neither.
Turns out it was written by one of the beach boys. Who would have guessed.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Feb 2021, 7:45, archived)

who would have cared?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 7:53, archived)

well, i would prefer it if my heroes didn't lie to me in song

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Feb 2021, 7:54, archived)

maybe that's why he's got such a massive konk

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 8:03, archived)

Put a konk on it

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 9:49, archived)

You really git me

(dribble, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 11:04, archived)

Everytime me drive me car police a stop me superstar true me drive a fiat and a Mercs, seeweh me Lancia so more time when me go a east london fe check some cockneys, them a tell me to produce insureance, licence and m.o.t
But me say ...
(Nicki Minaj, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 7:52, archived)

police officer, give me no producer

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Feb 2021, 7:53, archived)

I suppose anpr police cars have rendered that song obsolete, thanks very much technology

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 7:56, archived)

the future is really bleak

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Feb 2021, 7:57, archived)

I don't get all these new hip song references

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 8:04, archived)

I'm fucking jarjar fucking binks m8

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 7:54, archived)

man he was fucking great, RIP
seen this? some dude made a book of photos recreating the sleeves of old British reggae records

www.thevinylfactory.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Cockney-Translation_ps.jpg

blog.discogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/image4.jpg
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 8:09, archived)

That's cool

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 8:53, archived)

morning

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 8:05, archived)

that was me m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 8:27, archived)

Why do you insist on lying so much

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Feb 2021, 8:52, archived)

I can't help myself
I'm just desperate for attention on the internet
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 9:22, archived)

You know,
I have a boiled egg every morning. Today I was told it was depressing that I eat the same thing every morning, but really I look forward to my boiled egg. I'll have had a really stressful day, and be really tired and get in to bed and just knowing that soon I'll have a nice comforting boiled egg makes me feel at peace.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Feb 2021, 9:49, archived)

my wife likes a boiled egg too
I like that she likes a boiled egg, as it means I have cover for my noxious guffs of a morning, everyone's happy
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 9:55, archived)

That's the key to a long healthy marriage right there.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Feb 2021, 9:59, archived)

wr sh
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 8:34, archived)

big fat cocks

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 3 Feb 2021, 9:05, archived)

were Credit to the Nation completely shit?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 3 Feb 2021, 9:27, archived)

completely shit, yes
cf Spearhead, Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy

The latter being strong contenders for worst name ever, even beating LA's 'The Nonce' - who I've just discovered were part of 'Project Blowed' lol
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 9:36, archived)

What did they think "the nonce" meant?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Feb 2021, 9:43, archived)

'the spanishfly'

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 3 Feb 2021, 9:45, archived)

I honestly have no idea

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 9:50, archived)

Was meant to be "then once"

(dribble, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 10:13, archived)

hello, good morning

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 10:56, archived)