I miss the social aspect too

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 16:50, archived)

Oh fucking hell I was taking the piss when I said clap for toms and now it's an actual thing

(dribble, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 17:00, archived)

^your fault

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 17:02, archived)

Who'd have thought that the rt hon boris browses puerile digital sharts forums when looking for inspiration

(dribble, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 17:07, archived)

given the chance you'd spit in the queen's face wouldn't you.
he's a national treasure and he's writing a book from his grave which is more than you'll ever do.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 18:41, archived)

"I told you I was clinically extremely vulnerable"

(dribble, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 18:49, archived)

read by Sir Tom Moore
available on BarelyAudible
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 18:51, archived)

Posthumous charity single lined up too
Fund raising, I'm walking til I'm sore, laps around the garden lawn, done by Captain Moore
(dribble, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 19:01, archived)

'this nursing home's like a bloody concentration camp'

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 19:05, archived)

"I'm cough-ing, hope it's not Covid, hope it's not Covid"

(dribble, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 19:24, archived)

it's going to raise millions for the NHS just like Cap'n Tom did
and the same way banging saucepans at your window has funded the construction of five new hospitals
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 18:54, archived)

Apparently there's no point in having new facilities because there's no staff about to run them

(dribble, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 18:57, archived)

All died during eat out to help out

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 19:01, archived)

Damn right

(dribble, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 19:02, archived)

if only there were a person or a department in charge of spending
that could decide to spend the money on training new staff or something
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 3 Feb 2021, 19:02, archived)