my favourite

Edit: how are you getting your haircut in lockdown?
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 18:55, archived)

More lies

(dribble, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 19:09, archived)

And no peppers are green

(dribble, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 19:10, archived)

where do the obvious lies end???

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 19:16, archived)

My niece is still living with me
And she's a hairdresser
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 19:41, archived)