well, apart from when i got stang off a bee and my bum went swole, I once had a cow rear up on its hind legs at me
luckily I was able to push mrs tangle in front of me and take refuge behind her
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 17:00, archived)

Fucken cow bastard
You I mean
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 17:21, archived)