Enough of that
Have you ever been attacked by an animal? What was it, and how bad was the injury? Why do I ask, you say? Well mind your own fucken business, that's why.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 16:10, archived)

you mean apart from the time I got stang off a bee and my bum got swole?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 16:21, archived)

But you attacked the bee, the bee is the victim here

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 16:28, archived)

+ She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Aowle

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 16:55, archived)

Yeah, apart from when you stang off a bee and your bum went swole

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 16:56, archived)

well, apart from when i got stang off a bee and my bum went swole, I once had a cow rear up on its hind legs at me
luckily I was able to push mrs tangle in front of me and take refuge behind her
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 17:00, archived)

Fucken cow bastard
You I mean
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 17:21, archived)

Look what you've done, you cross old wasp!

( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 17:10, archived)

I've owned several cats so I've been randomly attacked numerous times

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 16:26, archived)

^
my old cat Benny used to maul the shit out of me, I looked like a self-harmer
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 16:54, archived)

my old cat I'm a
used to maul the shit out of me, I looked like a self-harmer neurgh neurgh neurgh
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 16:57, archived)

bit childish mate, I thought better of you

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 17:05, archived)

no wonder *insert name of a million ex /chatters here* left

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 17:05, archived)

bit childish mate, I thought better of you
MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BUM-BUM FROM OTHER GAY SPAZZES
( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 17:11, archived)

Benny the ball?

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 16:57, archived)

bang on
The only way my then gf was able to get me to agree to having a cat was if I could name him after Benny from Top Cat
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 17:04, archived)

My last cat was called Charlton, natch

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 17:06, archived)

My Nan's cat was called Tee Cee
There
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 17:20, archived)

Look at this bonk eyed nutter, I'd lol in his face everytime I saw it
thechive.com/2021/02/08/meet-crazy-eyes-the-worlds-best-rescue-cat-25-photos/?fbclid=IwAR2TjZS7RPHOJnxLIYQMBuiECZ9IR5GaavHjX4F5u42iYYmOt3tcuxaw5yU
(Nicki Minaj, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 17:23, archived)

awesome

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 17:27, archived)

Seems to pull a cliff richard lip curl sometimes too

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 17:32, archived)

yep, there's a reason i named my cat Azrael

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 17:09, archived)

A young goat gave me the third degree, not enjoyable

(dribble, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 16:29, archived)

A young Phil 'the power ' Taylor? I assume he's considered goat

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 16:34, archived)

not necessarily
www.youtube.com/watch?v=95Lj-CYTR_Y
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 16:45, archived)

I wont deny ladies love him, but self proclaimed goat? Nah

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 16:49, archived)

he is very cute

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 17:58, archived)

ronnie o'sullivan is the goat

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 17:14, archived)

been stung numerous times
and my cat is an evil little bitch who will claw me whenever i try to brush her fur, but the worst was the pigeons. in london when i was a kid, me and my dad went to trafalgar square one day and he thought it'd be funny to put birdseed on my head. it fucking wasn't.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 17:08, archived)

Top dadding, there.

( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 17:11, archived)

joke's on him, i've got his sense of humour
he'll pay
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 17:15, archived)

Hate your child? Why not blind them with birdshit and get them pecked to death

(dribble, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 17:15, archived)

yeah, i was already partially blind
the reason we were in london was because i'd had surgery at moorfield's eye hospital. i had a fucking eyepatch on. i was chased round by those fucking birds like a little pink pirate.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 17:18, archived)

Bitten by the neighbours' dog when I was a kid, just a scratch really but I was bricking it
various scratches over the years from overenthusiastic cats
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 17:13, archived)

Oi bin badgered by boars and buffaloed by badgers but never the other ways around.

( brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 18:00, archived)