top tip: don't shit directly onto a lit fire

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:27, archived)

Oof. AKA, the Johnny Cash

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:32, archived)

lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:33, archived)

also aka The Nat King Cole

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:34, archived)

Haha. Nice
Well, not nice for him, obviously
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:36, archived)

chestnuts roasting on an open fire

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:36, archived)

Um....yes

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:37, archived)

Um....yes
b3ta.com/talk/8293200
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:40, archived)

ah, bollocks
I am clearly less awake than I thought this morning
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:43, archived)