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morning
chilly 'af', as I believe the yout man dem say
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 7:35, archived)
Yeah, more snow here too, thought we had got past that shit

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 7:44, archived)
it was supposed to be -6 last night

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 7:49, archived)
It's very ice rink out

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 8:04, archived)
-10 here.
Actually made the drive into work easier, the compacted snow on the roads to be cleared were frozen solid so, cars weren't getting stuck.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:20, archived)
morning
RIP Larry Flynt
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 7:56, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 8:02, archived)
He turned up on that Delorean documentary on BBC4 a few weeks ago.
I thought he'd been dead for decades. Frankly, he looked like he had been.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 8:51, archived)

ly, he looked like he had been., I mean
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 11:16, archived)
morning
that BrewDog 'Lost Lager' isn't very nice.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 11 Feb 2021, 8:22, archived)
Lager at half eight a.m.?
morning, Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 8:26, archived)
u no me m8!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 11 Feb 2021, 8:27, archived)

I've tried 2 brewdog drinks and both had a dirty of calpol taste to them.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:53, archived)
surely not

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 8:29, archived)
I'm just glad all I paid was the 2 quid postage.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 11 Feb 2021, 8:32, archived)
And having to endure half a dozen shitty spam e-mails
That "weren't marketing" because they were (completely unnecessary) "updates on your order".
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 8:43, archived)
yeah it's a bit much to be getting upset about spam emails mate

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:22, archived)
But this is why we can't have nice things

(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 11:14, archived)
Go easy on it
You don't see bacon sending emails, do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 10:29, archived)
I took the dogs for a walk and it was icy and my nose got cold.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Feb 2021, 8:37, archived)
Wear a face mask

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 8:40, archived)
Sheep!

(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 8:43, archived)
wear a sheep?
are you fucking welsh or what m8
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 8:45, archived)
Where a sheep?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 8:46, archived)
No ewe
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:19, archived)
haha, not baa'd, m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:22, archived)
Just thought I'd SHEAR it with the group!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:35, archived)
You don't need to RAM these puns down our throats

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 10:01, archived)
+ I didn't like it

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 8:45, archived)
Logs a'burning in the wood-burner
giving off delightful flickering light and crackling sounds as well as the much-needed warmth.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 8:47, archived)
lol logs

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:18, archived)
I imagine there are a lot of pros and cons related to burning your own poo for warmth

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:22, archived)
top tip: don't shit directly onto a lit fire

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:27, archived)
Oof. AKA, the Johnny Cash

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:32, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:33, archived)
also aka The Nat King Cole

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:34, archived)
Haha. Nice
Well, not nice for him, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:36, archived)
chestnuts roasting on an open fire

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:36, archived)
Um....yes

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:37, archived)
Um....yes
b3ta.com/talk/8293200
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:40, archived)
ah, bollocks
I am clearly less awake than I thought this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:43, archived)
I've got my love to keep me warm

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:20, archived)
Ah, that's nice that
It's like poetry, in a way
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:20, archived)
no, I think it's an infection on my penis, it really burns

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:24, archived)
You really need to wash your hands before and after handling it, you know this

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:37, archived)
time is money, TH, and I'm a busy man

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:46, archived)
I know you are, baby
I know you are
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:57, archived)
pissed your pants again?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:34, archived)
I suspect there's continual, low-level seepage.

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:43, archived)
in a very 'gonna quit my job' mood today
morning forum pals
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:49, archived)
I'm sorry to hear that, the doveston

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 10:15, archived)
it's my last day tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 10:16, archived)
What.....like, ever?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 10:27, archived)
Fingers crossed.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 11 Feb 2021, 10:31, archived)
who can tell?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 10:40, archived)
morning m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 10:39, archived)
Morning
Very cold here, but still no snow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 10:18, archived)
seems to be north of scotland or south of england that are getting the snow
ps morning
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 10:39, archived)
I would love a good heavy snowfall
Perfect excuse to avoid the family, stay at home, not bother getting dressed, watch films and drink.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 10:41, archived)