morning, getting the vaccine today, pretty cool, chicks dig a vaccinated guy

( broadsword, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 9:01, archived)

It won’t protect you from a broken heart
Or gonorrhoea
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 9:10, archived)

morning m8
that's gr8 n3w5

my mum had hers yesterday too, result
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 9:16, archived)

I got mine a few weeks ago, my 5G signal has never been better.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 9:40, archived)

The REAL track and trace, eh

(dribble, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 9:48, archived)