What's the odds on Prince Phillip not making 100?(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 22:05,
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I dont think ethically bookmakers make odds on people dying, soz (, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 22:06, archived)
That's a shame. I had a spare tenner.(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 22:12,
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Tottenham to win league cuo/ Europa . That cunt jose will win something this year. Always has first season (, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 22:27, archived)
Europa league isn’t really winning is it, it’s a runners-up competition. The best you can hope for is becoming top runner-up. (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 1:19,
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"Haha, that IV line looks like it was put in by an ... oh, hello. Doctor, is it? Pah. Didn't the ghastly proles vote to send all your sort packing a few years back?"(, Wed 17 Feb 2021, 22:30, archived)