shitty time to be having a birthday eh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 9:51, archived)

I opened what I thought was a Birthday card
it was my quarterly water bill.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 9:52, archived)

I'd only spend all day in the juicer

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 9:59, archived)

It's your birthday
Go nuts at home.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 10:07, archived)

what're you going to do instead? can you see your kids?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 10:07, archived)

Fuck all I suppose, might have a couple of tins at work. Probably see my kids over the weekend, dunno really

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 10:18, archived)

I think I'm having a midlife crisis
Instead of having an affair and buying a sports car I have regressed to my inner 1984 and ordered one of these:

www.prodirectsoccer.com/p/nike-sportswear-jacket-midnight-navy-university-red-mens-clothing-217411/
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 11:07, archived)

Think I had mine a couple of years ago, still get emails from 80s casuals tho, and it is a nice top

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 11:11, archived)

mate of mine still has his original one from the 80s
It's fucking tiny though, archive purposes only now
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 11:25, archived)

I will see my daughter Saturday as I have to drop off her sapporo and cake

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 11:08, archived)

oh nice one
zoom scheduled with mine this afternoon - half term though, she will defo forget
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 11:22, archived)

I barely get a word out my daughter, we have a group on what's app only my son chats

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 11:37, archived)

glad it's not just me then

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 11:56, archived)

I'm sure once my daughter is away at uni this year I will become very popular for cash

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 12:47, archived)