morning

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 7:55, archived)

My left big toe is sore

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 8:35, archived)

so's my right elbow and I have no fucking idea why

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 8:40, archived)

Alright sma... oh.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 9:10, archived)

needs more unlikely 'Take a Break' style life stories.

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 9:17, archived)

Such as?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 9:34, archived)

Kit kat

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 12:15, archived)

Covid?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 18 Feb 2021, 12:05, archived)

Toevid

( broadsword, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 12:10, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8293919
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 9:10, archived)

morning

( broadsword, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 8:55, archived)

alright boss

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 8:55, archived)

hello

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 9:04, archived)

hello

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 9:18, archived)

Morning

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 9:32, archived)

hullo will

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 9:40, archived)

Hi Queef
How are you doing?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 9:51, archived)

I'm not so bad ta
you?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 10:08, archived)

Stressed
I'm trying to move house in a pandemic.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 10:30, archived)

good luck with that, my father's trying to move from the US back to England and is having a nightmare

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 11:05, archived)

I'm seriously considering just getting a very long stay at a travelodge

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 11:11, archived)

make sure Lynn gets you some fungal foot powder and a big plate

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 11:23, archived)

This sounds like a mistake. He does know it's England he's going back to?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 12:16, archived)

ikr

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 13:21, archived)

It's my birthday eve

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 9:45, archived)

shitty time to be having a birthday eh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 9:51, archived)

I opened what I thought was a Birthday card
it was my quarterly water bill.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 9:52, archived)

I'd only spend all day in the juicer

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 9:59, archived)

It's your birthday
Go nuts at home.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 10:07, archived)

what're you going to do instead? can you see your kids?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 10:07, archived)

Fuck all I suppose, might have a couple of tins at work. Probably see my kids over the weekend, dunno really

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 10:18, archived)

I think I'm having a midlife crisis
Instead of having an affair and buying a sports car I have regressed to my inner 1984 and ordered one of these:

www.prodirectsoccer.com/p/nike-sportswear-jacket-midnight-navy-university-red-mens-clothing-217411/
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 11:07, archived)

Think I had mine a couple of years ago, still get emails from 80s casuals tho, and it is a nice top

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 11:11, archived)

mate of mine still has his original one from the 80s
It's fucking tiny though, archive purposes only now
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 11:25, archived)

I will see my daughter Saturday as I have to drop off her sapporo and cake

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 11:08, archived)

oh nice one
zoom scheduled with mine this afternoon - half term though, she will defo forget
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 11:22, archived)

I barely get a word out my daughter, we have a group on what's app only my son chats

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 11:37, archived)

glad it's not just me then

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 11:56, archived)

I'm sure once my daughter is away at uni this year I will become very popular for cash

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 12:47, archived)

these days, if you say you're asian, you get targeted with a patronising tv campaign

(dribble, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 10:08, archived)

Meanwhile Jews are being greeted with 'Shaloam Jackie' up to 50 times a day

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 10:09, archived)

when did this come in?

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 10:19, archived)

Arrested and thrown in jail you say?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 12:17, archived)

Typical met racists

(dribble, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 12:24, archived)

It has rained all fucken week
Not like I was going to go out and do anything, but it would have been nice to get some gardening done
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 10:29, archived)

uphill+

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 11:06, archived)

*winks*
*wanks*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 11:55, archived)

first of the manks

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 11:56, archived)

Haha
V good
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 11:58, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 10:48, archived)

good morning

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 18 Feb 2021, 11:06, archived)