Last night my daughter had her 18th birthday online , my ex delivered goody bags of snacks and booze to the invitees houses before so they could all get pissed , fucking odd , but fair play
You missed out?
(Nicki Minaj, Sat 20 Feb 2021, 17:44, archived)

I hope you thanked her, baby

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Sat 20 Feb 2021, 17:47, archived)

I know someone whose work did that for a 'celebration'
Except he had to trek a few miles in shit weather to pick up his supplies, which turned out to be one beer and a pack of crisps.
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 20 Feb 2021, 18:00, archived)

I dont even go to free bar work parties, now covid hopefully has made them extinct

(Nicki Minaj, Sat 20 Feb 2021, 18:03, archived)