I'm like the scarlet fucken pimpernel, m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 8:48, archived)

Back to work/school today m8
The dream is over
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 9:39, archived)

And when I say dream
I mean "getting up at half nine and doing fuck all"
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 9:40, archived)

The black fingernail?

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 9:40, archived)

Darthy m'boy

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 10:11, archived)

That's Sir Rodney Effing
With 2 f's
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 10:13, archived)