morning

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 7:18, archived)

‘lo

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 7:41, archived)

I rather over-celebrated mongy's birthday on Friday
still not feeling quite right
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 7:44, archived)

Those cakes are delicious and great value, and 18th today

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 8:12, archived)

happy birthday wigfield jr
might have to treat my wife to one of those then, she's been missing sushi a lot
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 8:32, archived)

Gonna try my next one hot

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 8:33, archived)

www.saihisday.com/products/sushi-boxed-socks?
(Nicki Minaj, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 10:28, archived)

Food socks are a fashionable motif in the world of modern sock fashion

( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 10:30, archived)

They guarantee a burst of laughter, now that is a big call

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 10:35, archived)

whatever next

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 10:48, archived)

Have you been hoping all this time that someone would ask 'Where is the H?'
So that you can reply 'Wrong band that was Steps'?
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 10:15, archived)

U wat

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 10:29, archived)

U herd

( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 10:30, archived)

Roberta Flack at the class As again

(dribble, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 10:46, archived)

Roberta Smack, moar like!!!!11

( Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 12:15, archived)

Hello mate.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Feb 2021, 7:47, archived)

nice weekend?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 7:59, archived)

Yeah, was alright. Spent most of it in the garage tinkering.
Although I made some fucking amazing fajitas yesterday, its a good job we're working on our own at the minute because my bottom is a smelly cloud machine.

You get up to much?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Feb 2021, 8:04, archived)

got hammered on Friday, Saturday was mainly a writeoff and yesterday was a roast dinner, slob out in front of the tv kind of day
I'm having similar trouser trouble today, too much gravy
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 8:07, archived)

I was watching that White House Farm,
I know the case well as I'm a horrible true crime nerd, and it's a really engaging and as far as I can tell pretty faithful telling of thr story and the acting is very good.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Feb 2021, 8:14, archived)

I remember that too
Might give it a go, Mrs Q loves a bit of true crime also - generally those ghoulish US documentaries rather than dramatisations though
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 8:29, archived)

I think she'll like it anyway,
I think if it wasn't such a famous case and they didn't slap "TRUE STORY" at the start of every show you could be forgiven for thinking it was just a good murder mystery.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Feb 2021, 8:41, archived)

that's the Jeremy Bamber one, right?

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 9:09, archived)

oh man I love University Challenge

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 9:14, archived)

*QI KLAXON*

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 9:18, archived)

Yez.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Feb 2021, 10:02, archived)

That one's on my list too
Currently watching 'Unbelievable' which is pretty good.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 8:33, archived)

I will try unbelievable.
But if its shit, so help me god I will be disappointed in you.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Feb 2021, 8:41, archived)

And I will apologise for misleading you

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 8:42, archived)

I don't believe you

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 10:11, archived)

You can't spell 'believe' without 'lie'
oooOOOOOooooh
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 10:13, archived)

oh emm gee m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 10:27, archived)

U can't hug a child with nuclear arms
There
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 10:47, archived)

well you could but it would probably hurt quite a lot

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 10:52, archived)

and what a fine morning it is hooray

(Garold Huzzah!, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 7:58, archived)

if you say so m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 7:59, archived)

cheer up m8

(Garold Huzzah!, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 8:04, archived)

Oh hi, I didn't see you there

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 8:32, archived)

I'm like the scarlet fucken pimpernel, m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 8:48, archived)

Back to work/school today m8
The dream is over
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 9:39, archived)

And when I say dream
I mean "getting up at half nine and doing fuck all"
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 9:40, archived)

The black fingernail?

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 9:40, archived)

Darthy m'boy

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 10:11, archived)

That's Sir Rodney Effing
With 2 f's
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 10:13, archived)

Greetings to you i hope i meet you in a good spirit my name is Miss Maria Bernard, on 17years old I'm the only surviving child of my late parents Mr. And Mrs. Nelson Bernard. I lost my parents and my only kid brother mysteriously on a car accident

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 9:03, archived)

hi Maria, sounds like you can't catch a break!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 9:15, archived)

mo r nin g

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 9:09, archived)

hi

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 9:15, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 9:11, archived)

How's it going

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 9:15, archived)

The cat just tried to avoid sliding off my lap
By digging her claws into my legs, so pretty normal
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 9:32, archived)

Whale and helmet

(dribble, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 10:47, archived)

Is that the new crime fighting duo on ITV 3?

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 11:01, archived)

Walker's new crisp flavours are really pushing the boundaries now

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 11:23, archived)

Pub names are getting weirder

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 12:13, archived)

De Agostini's build monthly publications are becoming more abstract

( broadsword, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 12:41, archived)

Elephants and trains

(dribble, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 12:47, archived)