It's going to be hilarious when he croaks, and all the tabloids lead with the headline "BRUCE WILLIS IS A GHOST"
Well, I say hilarious. It wouldn't be, and they won't anyway. But still.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 8:31, archived)

We could start our own paper so then it'll be a headline

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 23 Feb 2021, 8:36, archived)

WAY ahead of you bro
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( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 8:38, archived)

Fucking hell

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 10:14, archived)